Mmm...bagels.

I have recently been making bagel sandwiches for Danielle to take with her to school for lunch. This morning she made her own. She pulled out the turkey meat, lettuce, and green-chili cheese bagels and stared at it all for a second before asking,

"Do you usually put the meat right on the bagel or on top of the lettuce?"

"Well," I began, "since you only have two items..."

"Nnnyohhhh...." came the embarrassed Snoopy groan.